tonight is dart league night. It is going to be SO awesome. 2 drunk old ladies + 2 young men = the fuckin greatest dart team ever to play in D league. It's gonna be SO hot, and I can't wait to get my black widows. Cricket, 301, here I come.
(PS... 4th hurricane???? Headed STRAIGHT for the only part of that shit-hole Florida that has still not been touched!!!! God, have your VENGENCE!!!)