This guy at work just invited me to come join the freemasons. Thats kinda weird. I have always wanted to know what that shit is all about, so maybe I should do it as like a spy just to discover things. I dunno though, it kinda creeps me out. Plus he said the only requirement to join is that you have to believe in god. oh well, i guess i could just lie. Shit, after I do this it'll be cake getting through the mormon temple.