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Monday, November 5th, 2007
11:10 am
LiveJournal is RElive-journal
Weird.

So I haven't thought about LJ in AGES. Especially since the spaces and the faces took over my Internet life (even though I hate both of those things too.)

But so I log in to LJ for the first time in awhile because a friend left me a new comment on one of my old blogs! Anyway, I logged in to check that comment, and that started me reading back through all my old, weird entries. This made me realize a few things:

1) LiveJournal never dies. It's like a time-capsule for all the weird emotions you were feeling and all the events and shitty days that you forgot about.  All these things that you thought were LONG GONE and all the problems you had, music you loved, friends you hung out with are not long gone at all, but preserved forever on this fucking site.

2) I'm a weirdo. I have written some reaaaally strange entries in the past. It's weird to reread them because it makes me think that I was a lot more depressed and strange than I remember being!

3) I'm pretty much glad that I don't write on here anymore. Even though it is interesting to be able to come back on here after SIX fucking years and reread all this old shit.. some things are just not meant to be relived. Some things are better off dying with their age and taking their place firmly in the past. Also, I don't really have the urge to express my feelings on this kind of a public forum anymore.

Anyway.. that being said, and keeping with form, here's one for the time capsules: I still hate America, I still hate women (maybe just less passionately), nothing all that awesome is happening right now, and you NEED to check this shit out: the sunshine plays the puddles through the mornings, evenings, afternoons... I count my thoughts with coffee spoons

Current Mood: accomplished
Friday, February 17th, 2006
8:32 am
I live in Wyoming
This is fucking ridiculous. It has been snowing for fucking like 4 days straight. The forecasted "high" temperature today is -5 degrees Faranheight. The forecasted low is only -9 degrees, which would be cool, except for the fact that it is currently -11 degrees outside. With the windchill it is supposed to feel more like -30 to -40 degrees.


How did I end up in this arctic tundra hell hole again?
Friday, August 12th, 2005
8:32 pm
I've Sucked So much LJ dick...
jaywright's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what jaywright has done with the 21 people on his friends list!
met

66.7%
hugged

61.9%
dated

9.5%
kissed

42.9%
seen topless

52.4%
seen naked

38.1%
phone sexed

42.9%
made out

0.0%
oral sex

4.8%
fucked

4.8%
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Friday, April 22nd, 2005
9:52 am
...sad...
R.I.P. Paul Malkowski. You will be missed.
Friday, November 12th, 2004
8:15 am
You are surrounded by morons
Libertarianism could never work--Anarchy could definitely never work. I have thought this many times before, but never more than in the last couple of weeks. If there are literally 59 million people in this country that are so stupid as to vote for and support a complete retard like BUSH, then this tells me that our society will NEVER be intelligent enough for any type of self-governance. We will ALWAYS need people to tell us what and what not to do, and we will always need to be told what is right and what is wrong. I think that the ultimate goal of any system of governance is eventually some form of self-governance. But now I can see in a very large way why this goal can never be achieved. The people of this country can never be trusted to make our own decisions. We can't even make a simple choice between a monkey and a human for president, so why would we ever be able to expect businesses and people to make wise decisions in their everyday lives without being told first what that decision should be. We are a bunch of god damned morons, and we continually get worse.
Thursday, November 11th, 2004
10:06 am
I got invited to be a mason
This guy at work just invited me to come join the freemasons. Thats kinda weird. I have always wanted to know what that shit is all about, so maybe I should do it as like a spy just to discover things. I dunno though, it kinda creeps me out. Plus he said the only requirement to join is that you have to believe in god. oh well, i guess i could just lie. Shit, after I do this it'll be cake getting through the mormon temple.

square and compass for life man
Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
8:12 am
Proof that Bush supporters are morons
I know that MIKE already posted this on his website, but it is too good to not spread around a little more. So, for those of you who have not yet seen this you NEED to CLICK THIS LINK to see what kind of people vote for Bush and what kind of people vote for Kerry. This is so great, please pay special attention to the placement of CONNECTICUT and UTAH, two states which I have called home for portions of my life. I must be a very well-rounded individual due to the polar opposite-ness of the places in which I have lived.


Fuck.
Monday, November 8th, 2004
9:43 am
Don't vote if you're black
My friend Nate already posted this, but I am reposting it so that more people can see it. Very interesting shit. What is the point of voting if they just throw away your vote cuz you are black?


Hail (once again) to the THIEF
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
8:18 am
Shittiest fucking shit
I now hate OHIO more than any other place in the world. What a dumb bunch of white trash retards. to think that we actually let the fate of our entire country be decided by people just like those from the movie GUMMO is absolutely mind boggling. Forget Florida, they have always been hopeless with their creeds, and dashboard confessional shit. Ohio is a real let down. We should blow up the entire state and THEN have a recount. MY state voted for KERRY, so how come MY state isn't priviledged enough to decide the ENTIRE election. I hate Ohio and I hate this whole stupid cuntry. fuckin bastards--we all deserve the shit that we are about to get. I am moving to Torremolinos.
Monday, November 1st, 2004
4:43 pm
Halloween is over...
Well, here is the kick ass costume that I wore both to work on Friday and at a halloween party on Saturday night.  Not a lot of people knew who I was (people are dumb).  Can YOU tell who I am supposed to be???


Monday, October 25th, 2004
9:01 am
Famous
I want to become the most famous "Jay Wright" on the internet, so I wanna create a Google bomb to my shitty ass college webpage. Everyone should please put the link Jay Wright on your livejournal or Blog. Make sure you put the link EXACTLY as I have it here!! And please tell your friends! It's just a matter of time till I rule the world of jay wrights and till I am the number one search result for my name.

Love,
Jay Wright
Saturday, October 2nd, 2004
1:49 pm
I am so an automechanic
Is there anything that I can't do? Today I was able, after some strenuous work, to rotate my tires on my own. It only took me like an hour too.. and I think that is pretty good (using the damn jack and spare that come with the car). Anyways, if anyone needs their tires rotated, don't go for that autoshop shit, just come to me.

I also washed, and cleaned my car today and got the oil changed.

In other news, I am glad that, since the debates, john kerry has a better chance at getting dumb shit out of office. I was actually excited while watching the debates... something that joh kerry has rarely inspired me to be, but I am starting to have more faith in the guy. So, i guess we will just see. I honestly think though that if americans elect george bush after seeing his pitiful attempt at a debate, then we are the most retarted country in the world. The guy can't even come up with an original fucking thought during a DEBATE!! My god! What the hell is wrong with you people, please dont re-elect his dumb ass. I heard on some news channel that it is a race between the "believer" and the "thinker." Honestly, who would want to be called a believer over a thinker, and who would vote for that shit. PLEASE, how pathetic

love jay
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
12:42 pm
santa fe and bulls eyes
yo yo yo. my friend sarah, not falcone, wants to start up a live journal cos she can see how badass it is. Actually, she doesn't really want to but I am trying to make her because it is fun and she is bored in New Mex, so i need some help. hi

tonight is dart league night. It is going to be SO awesome. 2 drunk old ladies + 2 young men = the fuckin greatest dart team ever to play in D league. It's gonna be SO hot, and I can't wait to get my black widows. Cricket, 301, here I come.

(PS... 4th hurricane???? Headed STRAIGHT for the only part of that shit-hole Florida that has still not been touched!!!! God, have your VENGENCE!!!)
Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
2:20 pm
i do weird things
I live in a shitty little town where everyone knows everyone else. Now, don't get me wrong, I dont believe in god or anything, but a couple weeks ago I got pressured in to joining a church choir (methodist church that is).

This sounds strange, and it is, but it is actually one of the more enjoyable things that I do in more boring life right now. What happened is that I was at work late one night and as I was leaving I saw a lady that I work with standing across the street smoking (outside of the methodist church) so I went over to see what she was still doing around at this time. She said that she was actually at choir practice. She then invited me in to have coffee and watch them sing. I thought, sure that would be fun because I can always go for some good coffee, and church music just makes me feel even greater.

Well, one thing led to another and the next thing I know the pastor is setting me up with my very own microphone and forcing ("asking") me to sing in the church choir with them. Now, I am no Luke Forshaw, and I havent ever actually sung in any kind of a choir. But I quickly learned to apply the notes I read to what came out of my mouth, and now it is actually kind of fun. I probably would never have volunteered for this, nor would I likely do it if I had the choice again, but I can't say that it has been a bad experience--plus I am starting to get the fear of god put back into me :)

Anyway that's about all, except for now they want me to do a solo. I think they are really starting to push the limits on their forced friendship with me, but I am pretty easy going so I will probably end up doing it even though it is really lame.

That's about it... I'll tell you more about the dart team I got swindled in to joining another time. For now, I should proabbly get back to work.
Monday, September 20th, 2004
12:54 pm
PigPen
Just as I thought. That is fucken crazy, I am PigPen. LUKE oughtta love that one haha.

Pig Pen
You are Pig Pen!


Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Saturday, September 18th, 2004
6:28 pm
hmm
now that I have been updating my live journal so much lately, I feel, once again, that i must continue to update even when I have nothing to say. right now I am sitting in a coffee shop (the only good one) in Casper, WY. I'm wearing my anti bush t shirt and drinking a latte. I love my anti bush t shirt because it lets me know who is cool enough to be my friend and who isn't: those that are cool enough talk to me, and those who are lame give me dirty looks.

Anyways, in other news gOd hates Florida for what they did to this country four years ago by allowing dick-ass to be president. This is evident because god and jesus keep taking out their aggression on florida by continually sending hurricanes there and killing lots of people. Hopefully enough floridians die before the elections that bush wont win. hah fuck them
Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
7:39 pm
God, I'm Fuckin Cool
I'm badass. My boss let me borrow a laptop from work, and right now I am war driving my neighborhood. I am actually connected to the net through my neighbor's wifi connection right now. I kick lots of ass. Luckily, it is at a neighbor's house who is close by, so i probably will never have to pay for internet again as long as I can buy myself one of them high powered antennae or some shit.

Anyway, I hope everyone else is having fun, I am gonna go explore the neighborhood a bit more to see what i can find!

LOVE AND ANGELS FOR ALL
Monday, September 13th, 2004
4:47 pm
Free IPODS
All Right Everyone, listen up. This is serious. First of all, thanks for all the concern from everyone about my life, since I haven't written here for years.


SECONDLY, everyone, please do this. Click on this link to get a free Ipod.

I know that you all assume that this is a huge scam. I did too. The thing is, I got my free Gameboy advance the same way and it definitely works. All you gotta do it complete ONE of their offers (like an Ebay credit card or something) and get 5 friends to do the same. All I need are FOUR of you to do this, and then after that I need people to help out my bro Jerome. Then you tell your friends to do the same for you. We will soon all have free Ipods.

For further proof that this is NO HOAX, check out the article in WIRED MAGAZINE. It is actually a really interesting marketing system that is no joke and actually works. Give it a try, you wont regret it.

Love Jay

Thursday, September 9th, 2004
10:50 am
yo
hi everybody. I was just reading thru my entries and realized that I spelled "tomorrow" wrong about 30 times. I'm a dumbass.

Shout out to kNicky!

Love Jay
Tuesday, February 24th, 2004
11:57 am
Utah Dem Primary
Arright, today is the day for Utah. I am gonna go over to one of the primary locations and see if I can vote again. I already sent in my ballot for CT primaries (for Kucinich of course), but I wanna see if I can swindle the system and vote in two primaries. I hope that I can because that would kick ass. Hopefully they do not require a social security number to voe, otherwise I am fuct. However, Utah does not even require you to be a registered voter in order to vote in the primaries, so I would say that there is a pretty fair chance of my being able to trick the elections.

So one last call for everyone to VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH!!! This may be your last chance. Why waste your vote on the front runner?? Nothing democrats do in Utah counts or makes any difference anyways, so you all might as well vote for who REALLY is the best candidate, and at least take a god damned stand for once in your life.

To read more about Dennis Kucinich and why he should run the world go to www.kucinich.us. He is seriously stupendous. The greatest thing to run for government office since Ralph Nader.

Aight, check Ya'll later
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